Sunday, September 29, 2013

My film review will be published tomorrow night, apologies for the delay.


For now, look back on the last week in news through my eyes if you choose.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

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Those who behave in ways that you dislike are sending out their disharmony toward you because that's all they have to give away. Hating them is akin to hating moss for growing on the tree.

You don't need to let anyone in your life unless they come in with love and harmony.

One of the highest places you can get to is to be independent of the good opinions of other people.

You're doomed to make choices. This is life's greatest paradox.

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Why?

Monday, September 23, 2013

I'm documenting the Brownlow Medal as I see it through Twitter on my Storify account.

Rolling throughout the night, so check it out.

I will reveal here that my fave dress of the night was on Belinda Riverso, girlfriend of Rory Sloane. Love cobalt! She looked gorgeous - although it was hard to pick. Even Brynne Edelstein looked nice.

Sunday, September 22, 2013

My home city has been the subject of people's attention this weekend as mega boy-band One Direction touched down in Adelaide to start their first Australian tour.

There was a bit of confusion. I concluded people were idiots.

The week leading up to it was interesting enough. As life usually is. Read on!

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Turbo (G)

SPRING will see a healthy number of race-related films hit our screens, but before the adults get their turn with Ron Howard’s Rush, the kids get their share ahead of school holidays. With Pixar rival Planes hoping to appeal to audiences who loved its predecessor Cars, DreamWorks has released its own competitor.

They’ve decided to stay on the ground because they believe slow and steady wins the race. Their choice to feature one of Earth’s slowest creatures is entertaining in premise. Working on the idealistic moral of everyone wanting to follow their dream, one little snail has (of his world’s standards) a most impossible wish - to race the Indianapolis 500.

Turbo/Theo (voiced by Ryan Reynolds) is a believer. And good things come to those who wish upon a star, right? Things come along to those who deserve them, and when Theo finds himself in a bad situation it ends up being the beginning of a great adventure.

He becomes Turbo a la Spider-Man, with a bit of nitrous oxide altering his DNA to make him super-speedy. Turbo is the toast of new peers after he and brother Chet (Paul Giamatti) are found by Tito (Michael Pena), and he uses his newfound ability with no sense of that so-called great responsibility.

With great power comes the inevitability of one losing their way a bit. Turbo’s dream of racing in the Indy 500 becomes real with Tito’s enthusiasm, but is knocked back by Chet’s overwhelming disapproval.

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Childhood heroes are also exposed to not be everything they seem. Racing legend Guy Gagne (Bill Hader) finds Turbo intimidating enough to bully him with fear. In both relating the irony of talking to a snail and what this little animal has dreamed of their meeting, it gives the overall story a stab in the side.

The oddness of this all centring on snails is something that lingers as the film goes on. Their lack of speed is well utilised with entertaining slow-motion shots, while the enormity of their day-to-day affairs are highlighted in much the same way Antz and A Bug’s Life did so long ago. But it still brings a fascination to those watching.

David Soren brings a feisty protagonist to his first directorial feature, a young Generation X snail believing he can do it all. Reynolds brings the ‘I can’ attitude to the room to make Turbo a nicely likable character you want to cheer for.

Ken Jeong (The Hangover trilogy) hams up his feminine side voicing nail technician Kim Ly, while Snoop Dogg is Smooth Move... a smooth mover.

The script by Soren, Darren Lemke and Robert D Siegel blends a cute tale of pursuing your dream amongst those who shoot you down. Slow and steady, their DreamWorks snails are quite possibly the coolest they’ll ever look or sound.

Rating: 2.5/5


*Published in the Daily Liberal (Dubbo), Western Advocate (Bathurst), Parkes Champion Post and Midstate Observer (Orange) and Rotten Tomatoes from Saturday 21/9/2013


MISSED LAST WEEK'S REVIEW? See what I thought of White House Down.

Friday, September 20, 2013

What’s over is over. You did what you knew how to do. It wasn’t right or wrong or good or bad. It just was. But all you’ve got is today. You can’t have it back.

No one can get behind your eyeballs and experience life the way that you do.

The only difference between ALONE and ALL ONE is one L… and that stands for love.
In matters of taste, you alone are, and must be, the sole judge of what pleases you.

Everything you “have to have” owns you.

It takes not one drop of sweat to put off doing something.

When God speaks through your hands and smiles upon the earth through you because you’re an unconditional giver, a purposeful being who asks nothing of anyone… prosperity will be your reward.


As you awaken, you go beyond the need to accumulate and perform and achieve. When you go beyond it, you begin to develop an increased susceptibility to the love extended by others as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it. Love becomes what you are.

The more space you allow and encourage within a relationship, the more the relationship will flourish.

The moments between events are just as livable as the events themselves.

When you have the choice between being right and being kind, just choose kind.

The War on Drugs is never going to work... because it's a war.

If you don't believe that you control your thoughts, make a list of who does. Send them to me. I'll treat them all, and you'll get better.

The entire gamut of human experience is yours to enjoy once you decide to venture into territory where you don't have guarantees.

Security is ugly. Security is self-defeating. Security is boring. Security is dull. What do you want security for?

If you're in a relationship with someone who's treating you in a rude and obnoxious way, you have to say, "What do I think of myself? Why have I allowed this behaviour to persist?" And "Am I going to allow it to continue?"

Being self-actualised means being able to welcome the unknown.

Taking care of yourself is a natural outgrowth of self-love. Have a quiet love affair with yourself.

Once you begin working on your problem areas with small, daily, success-oriented goals for yourself, the problems will disappear.

If you don't love yourself, nobody else will. Not only that, but you won't be good at loving anyone else. Loving starts with the self.

Perhaps the single most outstanding characteristic of healthy people is their unhostile sense of humour.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

I had a week off and spent it back home in Adelaide which was fabulous. I relaxed, saw all my friends and family, and even got to the Royal Adelaide Show.

As such, I've been slack in my new Storify venture, but I've caught up. If you want to see what I was interested in this last fortnight, follow the tweets.


Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Networking can never fail. It’s so powerful because you just keep creating more power sources. It’s like geometric progression.

If you can conceive it in your mind, then it can be brought into the physical world.

If you work at living your life a moment – instead of a decade – at a time, then you can cope with your challenges.

You can attend a beautiful service every Sunday, and you can practice all kinds of Bible sayings, and you can label yourself with the most fantastic tags that you can come up with, but you won’t find your heart in a temple if you don’t have a temple in your heart.

The beggars in the streets of New Delhi, the boat people in Malaysia, the royalty in Buckingham Palace, the factory workers in Detroit, and you (whoever you are) are all equal cells in the body called humanity.

If children are raised in peace, they will not know how to be warlike.

We are all at once teachers and learners in every encounter of our lives.

Every problem you have you experience in your mind. The solution to the problem is in the same place.

Starvation is part of what the universe is about, but so is my desire to change it.


Monday, September 09, 2013

You’re not your form. You’re something much more magnificent, divine and grand.

Anytime you get hate, send out love. Then love will come back and you’ll be free.

When you no longer need to learn how to deal with disharmony in your life, you’ll stop creating it, and you’ll create love and harmony virtually everywhere you turn.

Instead of saying, “Why is this happening to me? Isn’t this awful. Poor me,” begin to say, “What do I have to learn from this?”

That we breathe, that we showed up on this planet, that we communicate, is a miracle.

The purpose of life is to know God.

The difference between being neurotic and being a no-limits person isn’t whether someone has problems. Everyone has problems. It’s attitude. Do you look for solutions or more problems?

Saturday, September 07, 2013

White House Down (M)

PROTECTING the integrity of the United States government continues to loom large as unrest around the world hangs around like a stubborn wound. The US is not without its own internal issues, but makes claim to have the most secure and financially stable defence system in the world.

Destabilising that system has come into Hollywood's sights more than once in 2013.
Olympus Has Fallen earlier this year took a look at the frailties of the White House and what one man would do for his country. Now, White House Down does... exactly the same thing.

Roland Emmerich's return to action after 2011's Anonymous is as big as one would expect from the Independence Day director. Although he was beaten to the screen by Olympus, that hasn't stopped Emmerich from flaunting his big stars, Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx.

Magic Mike and Django make for an unlikely pair, but when John Cale (Tatum) finds himself the only person able to protect President Sawyer (Foxx) they find common ground in their patriotism. They find out they're up against a group of paramilitary invaders, and clue by clue (or dead guy by dead guy) they discover the group's plot.

The film plods along slowly for its 131 minutes as Cale and the President encounter one assault after another. It steps up from the general fistfight to a car chase to surviving multiple explosions. Emmerich is not one to let action take a back seat, but it is drawn out to excess because of the invaders' supposed inability to get their job done.

It's all a bit too confusing. Even within the military group, no one knows what's really going on as they each have their own agenda. What that agenda for a few is isn't clear, while for the main players it's hard to care.

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James Vanderbilt, writer of the charming The Amazing Spider-Man, has failed to create a solid action story. He draws on a mix of past action successes but still produces a convoluted tale not sure of its nature.

Those comparisons to Olympus can't be ignored. There's a President, a guy wanting to protect him, the bad guys and a kid. This story has Emily (Joey King) as Cale's daughter, an 11-year-old conscious of politics and social media but still very much a child. Special Agent Finnerty (Maggie Gyllenhaal) is the other source of gender balance, who keeps in communication with Cale throughout the ordeal.

Gyllenhaal comes out of this looking best with her character's strong-yet-gentle persona.
For the men it's a case of who can look angriest. James Woods does a fine job at that as Martin Walker, chief of the Secret Service, while Australian Jason Clarke is left to look the most confused.

It's all a bit Die Hard-esque in how it tries to show the good guys. Tatum is given a shot of comedy here and there, but the film's overall uncertainty makes the lines appear terribly out of place.

The twist (and there is one) isn't thought out enough to make an impact and ends the film with a shrug. Emmerich delivers on over-the-top action for a mindless adventure, but nothing more.

Rating: 2.5/5

*Published in the Daily Liberal (Dubbo), Western Advocate (Bathurst), Parkes Champion Post and Midstate Observer (Orange) and Rotten Tomatoes from Saturday 7/9/2013

MISSED LAST WEEK'S REVIEW? See what I thought of RED 2.

Friday, September 06, 2013

Things you may have missed from me this week:


1. I was rather pleased to see all the early responses as news broke that Malcolm Turnbull was correcting an apparently 'poorly worded' policy on internet filtering. You can see some of those responses on my Storify story.

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2. I talked about films that were literally too close to home in my latest piece for Movie Mezzanine. Snowtown and The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith are my case studies.

3. goes with 2. in that I learnt a bit more about internet speak...


I thought I knew abbreviations well. But I had to look this one up when a link to my article went up. A couple of nights before I also discovered via a Twitter conversation that IMO is 'in my opinion' (and later piecing together that IMHO adds 'honest').

Makes me feel a little ancient...

Sunday, September 01, 2013

Take a look at what captured my eye most this week!